A simple misunderstanding of life in general.

Me: “It may somewhat strange that we’ve evolved such a behavior.” (Talking about Negative Self-Talk/Self-Defeating Behaviors.

Student #1: “EVOLUTION!? I didn’t come from no monkey.”

Me: “Of course you didn’t, that’s not even what evolution proposes. Also, I think you’re talking about apes.”

Student #2: “Well if that’s what you believe. I believe in god and that I aint no APE.”

Student #3: “WHAT!? I didn’t come from no monkey. What are you teachin’?”

Me: “Not that. I didn’t say you descended from monkeys.”

Student #3: “Well somebody did.”

Me: “Yeah, and she has no idea what she’s talking about.”

Then they started asking me what my religion was. I told them it wasn’t the time or place, because I don’t want to be bullied by children. I got enough of that crap in high school/last week.

Why can’t the U.S. have awesome blu-ray releases of Hammer Horror movies? :(

mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

Every single thing I show my girlfriend.

scottlava:

“They’re all mistakes, children! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one.”

"Glad I never was one." is something I ALWAYS say when talking about children. Nobody ever gets the reference and just looks uncomfortable.

scottlava:

They’re all mistakes, children! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one.”

"Glad I never was one." is something I ALWAYS say when talking about children. Nobody ever gets the reference and just looks uncomfortable.

I wrote a thing a few months ago.

Check it out. It’s funny, probably.

kaijucast:

I haven’t posted anything in quite some time so I’m going to correct that with a glimpse at my photos from the Big Godzilla Special Effects Exhibition in Ilebukuro last month!

jimpluff:

I believe this is an Akira Toriyama illustration featuring Godzilla and Gamera. Plus an Ultra science team uniform.

Dr. Slump characters! :D

jimpluff:

I believe this is an Akira Toriyama illustration featuring Godzilla and Gamera. Plus an Ultra science team uniform.

Dr. Slump characters! :D

So I’m finally watching the finale of Season 2 of The Legend of Korra. I can’t help but see Zagi. For a ton of reasons. Being of energy that fuses with a human host. >_>

astoundingbeyondbelief:

Apparently Sony’s new GMK/Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla Blu-Ray includes a trailer for the wrong Mechagodzilla movie. I know all those similar titles are confusing, but come on.

Giving a shit is hard.

I have all of these creative impulses, but because I’m nowhere near the level of most professionals I either shelve projects or never begin them. I’m embarrassed of myself and my work yet my brain is hardwired to at least try and create things.

kaijusaurus:

Probably the last known photo of this lucky Gamera fan (on the set of Gamera vs. Guiron, 1969).

Dude, that’s Gamera’s son.

kaijusaurus:

Probably the last known photo of this lucky Gamera fan (on the set of Gamera vs. Guiron, 1969).

Dude, that’s Gamera’s son.

Have you ever taken a good close look at what the ant is all about?
No, Empire of the Ants (1977). No I have not.
Good question.

Good question.

kaijugaiden:

Kaiju Gaiden is a documentary about independent filmmakers between the 1980’s to the present. These filmmakers are responsible for the continued interest and excitement in Kaiju (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiju) movies.

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Opening title sequence from Katto’s Matango 2.

For periods of…

Reminds me of the John Carpenter The Thing.

D : I wanna see some of this so much.